SCANDAL! Eurasian Terror Squirrel gets "special treatment"

And yet again German "Bild Zeitung" is able to uncover one of the greatest scandals of all times. As though the United Nation's refusal of putting an embargo on the acorn and nut supply to the Red Squirrolia's major terror headquarters around the world was not enough, latest results of professional journalist work clarify that we have only seen the "tip of the iceberg".
History has taught mankind throughout the last decade that behind a successful terror network always stands a government to support it...
As to be seen right on our front porch these days where members of the dangerous terror caste have made public appearances sending the clear message "can't touch this!", receiving a very special treatment. BILD uncovers - not only are the "reckless maniacs" able to move freely within the boundaries of our forests but, covered and organized by the government, also receive daily ANAL MASSAGES upon request. Financed with tax-money that goes into the billions. All to keep the mighty force satisfied and calm? Or is there more? What interest does the government have in winning over one of the most deadly and organized terror organizations in the world? I am sure BILD will keep us informed. In the meantime watch your nuts at all times and have your friends and family look after each other's testicles as well.
- No, this doesn't make any sense, but this is an original article from "BILD.de" which has not been altered in any way...

90es Rock is great...

Music videos are great. Since I now found out how to link them on here I'll start off with one by the Smashing Pumpkins. Great band and great video though not for everybody's taste I guess...not exactly lots of bling bling and homies in da hoood. I like the concept though. One of many great SP videos.

ceers!

Arrr! Welcome on board pirate!

Avast! This goes out to all them lubbers out there.

As I'm sitting here in me small, but proud imaginary bung hole of a ship, sailing towards the sunset n all that I cannot help but wonder weather the life as a pirate would bare some compfort of freedom among it's rough circumstances.

Just the other day this girl approached me with the words: "Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!" - Had I only been familiar with the pirate lingo...who knows... I might have fired me cannon through her porthole...errr, or somethin. Sorry, gettin carried away on the pirate talk. Forgive me bad manners.

Well this whole internship situation was giving me the Davies for a while, if you know what I mean, but eventually I get the impression things might add up some time soon. Well...concessions needed to be made. KYOCERA in Meerbusch/Duesseldorf agreed to take me sorry sailor's arse on board while HP in Boeblingen (deep down south where they like to talk funky) will let me know what's happening till friday. Now shiver me timbers Cockswains, we're finally going somewhere on this cruise!

What sucks about this situation is that a) KYOCERA gives me €500/month and I could move to DD which I'd kinda like, while HP (there should be a...b)) doesnt pay aynthing and is located in a city I didnt even know existed. Further I have this guy in the US working on something as well (With the GACC in Atlanta). He might take another 2 weeks though and till then the other 2 will want a decision, given that HP would take me. Now that prolly wont work out as far as waiting for the US is concerned and that sucks..., let me spell that out for you S-U-C-K-S.
I bet one day after signing a contract over here he'll pop up with this great thing in the US and I'll be calling for me Powder Monkey in order to set an end to my worthless existence. (or something along those lines)
Well however it turns out, I'll be packing me duffle and sailing off to wherever doom or destiny send me. Aye aye!

See you soon...or not